Guilty conscience of robbing

Meet Henry, 23 years old. Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store. But on his way in, he had a sudden change of heart, and suddenly, his conscience comes into play.

Me (as the man's good conscience): Alright, stop! (huh?) Now before you in the door of the liquor store and try to get money off the drawer, you better think of the consequence. (but who are you?) I'm your motherflubbin' conscience.

Jessie (as the man's bad conscience): That's nonsense! Go in and gaffle the money and run to your aunt's cribs and borrow a d*** dress and one of her blonde wigs; tell her you need a place to stay; you'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade.

Me: Yeah, but if it all goes through like it's suppose to, the whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you. Think about it before you walk in the door first: Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns.

Jessie: [censored] that! Do that [censored]! Shoot that [censored]! Can you afford to blow this s***? Are you that rich? Why you give a [censored] if she dies? Are you that [censored]? Do you really think she gives a f*** if you have kids?!

Me: Man, don't do it; it's not worth it to risk it! (you're right) Not over this stuff!

Jessie: Stop!!

Me: Drop the biscuit; don't even listen to Jess, yo, she's bad for you.

Jessie: You know what, M? I don't like your attitude.

Eric and Jessie (c) me

The original version of Guilty Conscience (c) Eminem